the gospel of food in the house told by joseph the starving

1:this morning the large one who joseph calls mother went to the walmart to render food
2:and behold there was hamburger and ice cream and bananas and not can peas and it was good
3: but when joseph went to eat of the hamburger and ice cream and bananas the large one said "nay, this isn't for you, but for your sister's birthday wich you will not celebrate for you must work this afternoon"
4:"that is a crock of shit" spoke joseph, and starve did he
5:"well that's just to bad" sayith the dasani machine, and there was a great pain in joseph's belly
6:so joseph walked a great 240 seconds worth of journey to the mobil to eat before he has to go to the mobil at three o'clock in the pm and work
7: and nothing was allright. amen