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[Jan. 9th, 2006|02:53 pm] |
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ice 101 and pro wrestling just don't splice |
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| iou two years in a row |
[Jan. 6th, 2006|01:52 pm] |
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| |  hung over | ] |
| [ | music |
| | the weakerthans-the reasons | ] |
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY BITCH'S!!!!!!!
mom gave me the same gift as last year.....an iou
i've had 12 keystones in the last 12 hours
i'm off to mindgames, tacobell, and a tatoo place in somewhere
see you all at sara's
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES!!!!!!!
CAPTAIN MANGO
p.s. my mom told me that my birthday is allways the worst day of her year..... |
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 12th, 2005|01:56 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  on the verge of tears | ] |
| [ | music |
| | the scientist-coldplay | ] |
all i wanted to do was teach sunday school, and now i have no place to do it...
the old folks who don't like me found a way to throw me out. it seems the church constitition(yes, our church has a constitition) states you can't teach a class unless your a church member. so how does one become a church member you may ask? i get to take a six hour class saturday, that's how! but wait there's more! then the existing members have to vote me in. out of sixteen people only about four really like me enough to vote yes. I'm going to take the class but it seems like a waste of time. and even if they do vote me in, then i'm an offical church memeber and have to go to meetings and vote on other people and clean the church all the time. IT'S A LOSE/LOSE SITUATION!!!
i hate people.
i'm so fusterated. i've even considered taking my peircings out, but would turning away from who i really am to impress some old folks be a bigger sin than being myself? why do people have to rain shit on my parade? how come whenever i try to do something nice it blows up in my face? |
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| the real folk blues...... |
[Oct. 5th, 2005|05:23 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | missin' you(and izzy's beard) | ] |
| [ | music |
| | guirilaz-feel good inc. | ] |
this has been the first time since my last update so many months back that i've even seen a computer besides my screen at ON THE RUN. I'm going insane without all my friends of old....that's you guys. the only kid i see on a reagular basis that i graduated with is justin raymond when he comes in before work to get a red bull. i can't take it! it's just me steve-o and hank and that's when i'm blessed with the weekend of every three or four weeks.i just wanted all you to know that i'm nothing without you but a heap of nerd in a scrawny shell. now that that's out the way.....
top 20 things i've done since now and then:
1.)saw stalker girl again
2.)made stalker girl mad when i told her i wasn't intrested
3.)met a girl at work who is WAY crazier that stalker chick
4.)made her upset when i told her i didn't want to fuck her
5.)met yet anouther crazy chick
6.)made her mad when i asked for her friends number
7.)was molested be a drunk chick who looks like princess fiona(long story,not my fault i assure you all)
8.)ate the biggest hash brownie the world has ever seen
9.)freaked out when i relized what i had eaten
10.)bought a hat
11.)grew some super sweet sideburns
12.) ear holes are now a freakin' zero gauge
13.)learned my kid to say poop
14.)got shot down by friend of crazy girls friend for a tarded equine boy
15.) met a new gay friend(who is even meaner than pookie,when do angry gay men like me so much?)
16.) was assalted by old lady at work cause she wanted my lip rings
17.)read the watchmen(a grafic novel looking at the darker side of masked heros)
18.)discovered i can't really fly...nor float....nor hover...just fall
19.)played mecha d20 with the hot chick at the rabbit show
20.)got offered to be in a three way with some goth chicks that felt bad i was a virgin(don't worry ladies,i shot them down)
i hear my kid callin' so i gots to go. i seriously miss you guys and hope to see you all when you come back!
captain mango
random thought: shit! i woke up high!
p.s. if you reconize the anime referance in my title give yourself a nerd point |
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| the gospel of food in the house told by joseph the starving |
[Aug. 6th, 2005|12:11 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  hungry | ] |
| [ | music |
| | the phenomanauts-mission | ] |
1:this morning the large one who joseph calls mother went to the walmart to render food
2:and behold there was hamburger and ice cream and bananas and not can peas and it was good
3: but when joseph went to eat of the hamburger and ice cream and bananas the large one said "nay, this isn't for you, but for your sister's birthday wich you will not celebrate for you must work this afternoon"
4:"that is a crock of shit" spoke joseph, and starve did he
5:"well that's just to bad" sayith the dasani machine, and there was a great pain in joseph's belly
6:so joseph walked a great 240 seconds worth of journey to the mobil to eat before he has to go to the mobil at three o'clock in the pm and work
7: and nothing was allright. amen |
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| it's an emo life i live deep down... |
[Aug. 2nd, 2005|12:39 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | depressed(sad emo face) | ] |
| [ | music |
| | from autum to ashes-autums monolouge | ] |
Oh why can't I be what you need?
A new improved version of me.
But I'm nothing so good
no, I'm nothing...
just bones, a lonely ghost burning down songs
of violence, of love, and of sorrow.
I beg for just one more tomorrow!
Where you'd hold me down, fold me in
deep deep deep in the heart of your sins.
I'd break in two over you
I'd break in two
and each piece of me dies
and only you can give the breath of life!
But you don't see me. You dont.
Here I'm pinned between darkness and light,
bleached and blinded by these nights.
Where I'm tossing and tortured till dawn
by you, visions of you, then you're gone.
The shock bleeds the red from my face,
when i hear someone's taken my place.
How could love be so thoughtless, so cruel?
When all, all that i did was for you...
I'd break in two over you
I'd break in two
and each piece of me dies
and only you can give the breath of life!
But you dont see me. You don't. |
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| the sadest entry ever(this time i mean it)(the future death of joey sabin) |
[Jul. 20th, 2005|12:40 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  sick of eveything | ] |
| [ | music |
| | gatsby's american dream | ] |
The day sux when you get up at 4, work 5 to 1 with wayne chapman, then go babysit. it's worst when your sister you babysit for decides to go out with her friends after work and not tell you so you have the kid till 1ish when you where sposed to only have him till ten. but that doesn't have me half as mad as my mom's aditude twored my job
she says 30 hours a week isn't enough so she wants me to get anouther job, cause she's a pysco dike! but that's not even the worst thing. she want's me to start paying a third of the rent. if i'm doing that, paying for my phone, and still baybabysitting, that means for 50 hours of work a week(my job and the kid) i pocket about 40 bucks! IS SHE FUCKING RETARDED OR DOES SHE JUST BASK IN MAKING HER SON MISERABLE AND DOWNTRODDEN? i think it's a combo of the two. because of all my new responsibility i can't even go on the camping trip. could things get any worse? of couse they can! the fat bitch yelled at me for the dishes being dirty this morning when i go out of my way to aquire paper plates, plastic silverware, and microwavable food for my self. i have not soiled any dishes except for cups(wich i wash right after i use them) in about a month! so ho is it that i soiled all of the dishes? MABYE IF THE FAT COUCH HIPPO RELIZED THAT SHE HAS A DIP SHIT SLUT OF A DAUGHTER WHO DOES NOTHING FOR THE FAMILY AS A WHOLE I WOULD BE BETTER OFF!
a man can't live like this for long, it's bound to kill him..... |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 18th, 2005|05:10 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  UBER-DRAINED!!! | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The matches-dog eared page | ] |
so yah.......
I got up at 4 am today to get to work at 5 so I can train wayne chapman how to do stuff. i don't even know how to do all the stuff. it was all fine and jolly till like 11 when my brain started slowing down so i went and priced milk(worst job ever). I was suposed to leave at 1 but i had to help wayne with his paperwork and then do my paperwork so i didn't get out till 2. i'm here know after a nap and after this i go watch my kid till 10. then tomorrow i get up at 4 and repeat todays scedule.
working mornings sucks.....
captain mango
random thought: what do you mean it's to early to make the popcorn! |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 13th, 2005|02:04 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  anxious | ] |
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| | youth group-skeleton jar | ] |
 | You scored as Eaten. Your death will be death by wild animals. You will probably get eaten by a bear or something because you don't know the natural safety precautions and are ignorant.
Eaten | | 100% | Stabbed | | 87% | Disappear | | 73% | Gunshot | | 60% | Posion | | 60% | Accident | | 60% | Suicide | | 53% | Cut Throat | | 40% | Bomb | | 40% | Suffocated | | 40% | Drowning | | 40% | Disease | | 20% | Natural Causes | | 13% | </td>
How Will You Die??
created with QuizFarm.com |
ohh yah, i'm now an officail member of the ON THE RUN team..... i start friday afternoon for all you who want to make my first day hell..... |
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| the week that i was stalked(church camp 05) |
[Jul. 11th, 2005|04:11 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  stoked, with the rockfist | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Big D and the Kids Table-guess what, your crazy! | ] |
when most people think of church camp they think.....well, i don't know what they think, but i bet there assumptions are all wrong. no one thinks they'll get a haircut at church camp, or steal all the mirrors from the girls bathroom, or be stalked by a crazy chick who after a year of not talking to you is still just as madly in love with yo as when you broke up with her a year ago for being a crazy stalker chick! That's right folks! the stalker is still doing her thing! so much is she stalking that she threated to beat up a girl i was talking to because i was tring to find her brother! just when you think your not worth it, little things like that pop up. I was also the bad ass this year with my peircings and comic book knowledge.it seemed everyone liked me, sometimes a tad to much, but whatever! i was the cool kid. i even picked up a new saying. instead of saying "do it, you won't" it's "do it or your gay" or if you are gay "do it or your strait".
GOD I LOVE CHURCH CAMP!!!
anyway, i got a big job interveiw tomorrow! i'm going to be a feul distibution manager for the third shift at the beautiful and exlusive MOBIL! yah, that's right! working all night at the mobil! peace out and other shit!
Captain Mango
random thought: if i'm nocternal,than I could be Batman! |
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